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Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

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Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Re: Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

You forgot
"Boy with hole in pocket - feel cocky all day".  Wink
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Re: Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

How very dare Confucius forget that one  Lips are sealed
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Re: Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

Quote from: doris
You forgot
"Boy with hole in pocket - feel cocky all day".  Wink
...but boy with hole in each pocket not feel two damn cocky.

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Re: Confucius, May not of said, but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

Confucius would  "not of said"....

however....

















he probably would "not have said".......  Roll eyes