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Computer Acronyms

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Computer Acronyms

To brighten up a rainy afternoon  Grin Grin

Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding ofMathematics
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for)Fools (&) Teenagers.
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Re: Computer Acronyms

VG  Smiley  artmo.
Very sunny here, so I can only think of one addition
ADSL  Awful Download Speed Likely
Not young enough to know everything
geewizz
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Re: Computer Acronyms

I had one about forum users but I doubt it would stay on here for long.
Loombucket
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Re: Computer Acronyms

A couple from the tech support side of life.....
MCSE - Must Call Someone Else.
TSMYOYO - Tough Sh*t Mate, You're On Your Own.
...and a common customer type...
LOMBARD - Loads Of Money But A Real D*ckhead.