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Coffin Contents

Variation on a theme.... desert island discs requires the castaway to pick 8 records and one personal object to have on their desert island....
What "personal object" would you want to be placed in your coffin, to help you in the next world?
Me? .... I would have a box full of  "peace and quiet",  because anything else would make it rattle !!!  Cheesy
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I just want to go in with all my teeth intact (although they are plenty of fillings and a couple of crowns).
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Tough one.... gotta be my ipod whereas my sister wants a bell.
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Can't believe you did it Grin
Oh well here goes:
A laptop with inter-dimensional access for reading the forums from 'the other side' Wink
A jar of Horlicks.
A self refilling bag of dry roasted peanuts.
A screwdriver.
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New Glasses Strat?
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What "personal object" would you want to be placed in your coffin, to help you in the next world?

Object not objects, now stop cheating  Wink Grin
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Taking into consideration all objections to my post and after long and arduous deliberations I have finally come to this conclusion. Roll eyes

It has to be the Horlicks Cool
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Strat just wanted a bit of "home comforts"... he and I had prior knowledge of this post, and he suggested having the central heating on, and a couple of cans in the fridge...... (wow !  What size coffin Huh?)  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Sounds more like a mausoleum  Grin
If so I'll bring along my tell and PS3...
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Point of order here chaps... (and chap esses!!)
You will be DED ... so tv and ps3 not much use in the "other world"... How do you know you can get new games, and will the existing tv work on the "other world" frequencies, although  I suppose it will probably be  DIG it ALL !  Grin Grin Grin
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But the 'other world' might just be another dimension where everything goes eventually and there is a 1 way valve for information so you will be able to read but not post and you'll be able to download new games for your console and omnibus editions of Corry and Eastenders stream across with a total lack of inhibition and dental services are all free at the point of the drill.......ramble......ramble Crazy
Good night all Zzzzzzzzzz
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There your are, Strat............ too much horlicks and the mind frazzles !!  Cheesy Cheesy
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tricky...
what goes with ashes?
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what goes with ashes?

Sack cloth!!!
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Spot on Madjbright Grin
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oh, right. cheers.  that's me sorted for the hereafter.
my ashes can go into the sack cloth. Grin