Broadband?
A man called at my door yesterday. "are you happy with your broadband provider?" he asked "very much, but I'm sure you're going to tell me why I should change it?" I said "that's exactly it, sir," he replied. "I've been using yours from across the road for months but it's starting to get a bit bloody slow."
Must be a Plusnet User
He was lucky to be able to complain face to face with his supplier..... 