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Brilliant excuses

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Registered: 30-08-2007

Brilliant excuses

And I love this one....!!
Heather Mills, has built a £1m (?) swimming pool on her property without planning permission. But has said the fire brigade can use it to fight fires in her village if she can keep it.
Quite restores my sense of humour.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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pierre_pierre
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Posts: 19,757
Registered: 30-07-2007

Re: Brilliant excuses

didnt make much a dent in the settlement figure, more a splash in the ocean  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
techguy
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Posts: 2,540
Registered: 12-09-2008

Re: Brilliant excuses

Poor old Macca, he really didn't deserve her.
No really, he didn't.