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Breaking news

Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
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Re: Breaking news

LOL
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Erm - pi factory, Shirley?
I bet you've been waiting a couple of weeks to post that haven't you?
It was really tough for me recently when that American plane crashed into the cemetery - I just kept thinking of the joke about the light aircraft that crashed into the cemetery - so far 2824 bodies have been recovered...
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Probably and don't call me Shirley..
...what can you make of this?
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Re: Breaking news

Your wife's called Shirley?
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It's from Airplane or possibly Airplane II...
...and I can make a hat a broach or even a pterodactyl.
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is that any relationship to the lumberjack who felled a Eucalyptus and 2.718281828. people died,  head lines Log E dead
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Re: Breaking news

OK - that's it - someone is heading for a ban due to horrible jokes  Cheesy
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Aaaaaargh - (you probably need to say the punchline in the style of a pirate in order for it to work...)
(Still a long way to go until the official TLAPD http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html )
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Man electrocuted in a bakery he put his hand on a bun and the current went up his arm he is demanding lots of dough in compensation
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I saw an unfortunate accident in the toilet tissue aisle of my local supermarket last week - a lady  collided with a large stack of Andrex packs left standing in the aisle.
Luckily she suffered no broken bones.......



wait for it......................






....just soft tissue damage.

*runs for cover, giggling*
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God this is terrible......

Very funny....but terrible Grin
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I heard that in the aftermath of an explosion in a Japanese car factory it was raining Datsun cogs.
Not young enough to know everything
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Voluntary work - I wouldn't do it if you paid me.
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