Breakfast of champions.

[#1]

I do seem attracted to the strangest news articles - what does it say about me?

http://m.timesofindia.com/world/mad-mad-world/Man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster-rescued-by-fire-brigad...

[#2]

You are weird !   
Next question, Please   

[#3]

Someone has learned a serious lesson

[#4]

there was a story about some guy doing that in a hotel room, however he had first put one of those pop tarts in the toaster and was trying to do something "American pie style" dopy sod ended up in the severe burns unit from that little misadventure