Showing results for 
Search instead for 
Did you mean: 

Blonde with a gun..... short story

Community Veteran
Posts: 20,541
Thanks: 2,999
Fixes: 44
Registered: ‎06-11-2007

Blonde with a gun..... short story

Just found this on a Youtube video...  (of all places) ! !


A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted to buy a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted: Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!

The shopkeeper said: By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator


Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.


The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

The blonde flips the alligator on its back and shouts out her frustration:



































Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!




Aspiring Legend
Posts: 12,763
Thanks: 4,626
Fixes: 1
Registered: ‎04-11-2014

Re: Blonde with a gun..... short story

Maybe she should have tried catching crocodiles instead.  

Don't limit the friends you haven't met with arguments you'll never have.