I'm not superstitious but I do feel that these forums need an occassional blessing. Today's blessing is from the online high priestess, Gowen Schpinnonat.
Spirit of the internet, Come upon these forums and bathe them in your fertile juices. Stroke the charms of the posters And strengthen all the wusses Keep the karma strong and let the barriers be weak. Let not the trolls be tempted to enter And let not the good stuff leak. Hear me, oh mighty protector of the i-pod Furry, knitted cover Who makes me act quite odd.