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Best wishes for the New Year

tinto
Grafter
Posts: 262
Registered: 21-11-2010

Best wishes for the New Year

Hello friends, business colleagues, acquaintances and unintended recipients.
I wanted to send some sort of Ne'erday greeting to all of you, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I consulted a lawyer yesterday and, on her advice, I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Ne'erday holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that  Scotland is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (Privacy Act).

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Steve
Pro
Posts: 6,679
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Registered: 13-07-2009

Re: Best wishes for the New Year

Already been posted by one of our regulars and I am happy to report it wasn't in blinding red. Cry
http://community.plus.net/forum/index.php/topic,101072.msg857355.html#msg857355
Midnight_Caller
Rising Star
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Registered: 15-04-2007

Re: Best wishes for the New Year

A Happy New Year To You All