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Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

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Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

what's known as a news scoop I guess...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Actually, I know the cone well, we've sat and munched fish 'n' chips on that area many times, usually while er indoors spends our kids inheritance in the Poole Pottery. 
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Guess that takes the biscuit Grin
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Flakey tale
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

that story takes some licking Crazy
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

I just can't help myself from quoting this little gem from that report :
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Officers have been examining CCTV footage, which shows a man carrying the large item, shaped like a 99 cone complete with flake.

Pray tell, Mr Journalist, what would a 99 cone be if it wasn't "complete with Flake"?
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Who knows, but it certainly seems the trail has gone (ice) cold...
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Who knows, but it certainly seems the trail has gone (ice) cold...

Don't worry the police have got Conestable Walls handling the case Grin 
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Probably been secreted in Elderado by now. (anyone remember that?)
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Yes I do, that was a John Wayne movie, but I think you spelt it wrong Grin
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sorry, think I am missing something - what has eldorado got to do with ice cream cones? Huh
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Re: Beats trafic cones - we think big in Dorset

Me too.  Can't get the connection Sad
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nor can I neither John Wayne or the Spanish Soap or South America, Come on Petlew explain