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Beano

Infinity
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Beano

The top 20 funniest jokes of all time, according to kids:

1. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

2. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus.

3. What did the policeman say to his tummy? Freeze you’re under a vest.

4. Doctor, Doctor! Help, I feel like a pair of curtains! Pull yourself together then.

5. What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

7. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

8. What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.

9. Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!

10. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

11. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s only me!

13. What happens when an egg hears a joke? It cracks up!

14. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Two-thirty!

15. What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.

16. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!

17. Doctor! Doctor! I keep seeing spinning insects! Don’t worry, there’s a bug going round.

18. What do you call a tiger at the North Pole? Lost!

19. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

20. How do footballers stay cool? They sit down next to their fans!

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jab1
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Re: Beano

Oldies, but goldies Cheesy

Think I've heard most of those before, but thanks for a laugh on a very cold morning, @Infinity.

John
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Re: Beano

As they say turn that frown upside down.

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Re: Beano

Cheesy jokes is it!

So what do you call three eyed dinosaur?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Youbethesaurus!

 

agedgopher
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Re: Beano

It gets worse!

What's the fastest thing in the river?

A motorpike and sidecarp.

198kHz
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Re: Beano

And worser...

What lies on the ocean floor shivering?

 

A nervous wreck.

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