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Autocorrect

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Autocorrect

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
jelv (a.k.a Spoon Whittler)
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Re: Autocorrect

That's good. I like it Grin
Midnight_Caller
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Re: Autocorrect

Seen this one before and I still like it.  Smiley  Wink
kdiment
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Re: Autocorrect

Thanks to whoever found which bit of equipment to kick/restart/whatever ... it all seems OK again now.
Ooops ... Sorry ... posted in wrong topic.