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Autocorrect
Autocorrect
06-11-2015 5:28 PM
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A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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06-11-2015 5:56 PM
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That's good. I like it

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06-11-2015 7:16 PM
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Seen this one before and I still like it.


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Re: Autocorrect
14-11-2015 2:04 PM
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Thanks to whoever found which bit of equipment to kick/restart/whatever ... it all seems OK again now.
Ooops ... Sorry ... posted in wrong topic.
Ooops ... Sorry ... posted in wrong topic.
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