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Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Minivanman
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Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Definately an Outie... unless I want to annoy the Mrs. Roll_eyes

 

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billnotben
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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Outie toilet roll.

Innie kitchen roll.

 

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I don't care as long as there's some thereCheesy

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

I use Andrex, it's only favoured by puppies so no need to worry about the cat.

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Neither....

Minivanman
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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Well we are now almost outie, so off to do some shopping before the 5000 decend on us t'morrow.


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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

So you're a stand up then @Champnet? I have a shelf behind my toilet and if I have a roll of tissue there it invariably moves as I try to grab it, so I'll front load the holder at the first opportunity.

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

After a couple of years with a messy stoma, toilet rolls are on top of the cistern (modern type) where I can get my hands on them....

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Deffo 'innie' - it helps the weight of a 'fullish' roll to hold it steady so you can give the sheet a good tug to get it off.

John
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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Ah those were the days.Wink


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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Hang on....are you telling me there are no automatic toilet roll holders......can't be long before we see one.

Toilet paper.......what for ?

What you need is one of those toilets made in Japan, toilet seat is warmed to your liking, when finished a warm spray of soapy water is squrted on (consored) followed by a blast of warm air.

I thought most of you guys were ' techies' and would have one of these installed by now.

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

@Champnet, I've just read this article on the BBC have you seen it?

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@gleneagles wrote:

Hang on....are you telling me there are no automatic toilet roll holders......can't be long before we see one.

Toilet paper.......what for ?

What you need is one of those toilets made in Japan, toilet seat is warmed to your liking, when finished a warm spray of soapy water is squrted on (consored) followed by a blast of warm air.

I thought most of you guys were ' techies' and would have one of these installed by now.

Cheesy


@gleneagles 

I've not seen an automatic one - yet - and like you, I'm a bit surprisedWink

Never used one of those Japanese loos', but I'm not convinced they are that good. They may squirt & dry, but do they polish?

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Re: Are you an Innie or an Outie.

Thanks @jab1 , yes I had read it.  She's right, simple option, live or die. There a few psychological issues to sort out such as dealing with the mess.  Once you accept the mess your dealing with was actually part of you moments ago then it gets easier.

 

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@jab1 wrote:

They may squirt & dry, but do they polish?


It's hard enough polishing the buttons on a uniform never mind any other type.