Apt names

[#1]

Gleneagles' topic about nicknames prompted me to start a thread about people with names that fit their jobs.
For example:
Bill Medley - Singer
Kim Yoo Suk - Failed to reach the pole vault finales in the 2004 olympics
Can you think of any others?
Don't forget book titles:
Dog's Delight by Nora Bone
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P.Nightly
2000 miles on a horse by Major Bumsore
Obviously the books are not real titles... or are they  

[#2]

A few more book titles:
A Cliff-Top Tragedy by Eileen Dover
Shorter Skirts by Seymour Legge
What Society Needs by Laura Nauder

[#3]

How to build a bicycle - Isobel Necessary

[#4]

Quote from: Mav

...people with names that fit their jobs.

There's a firm of estate agents in Kidderminster called Doolittle & Dalley.   

[#5]

"Seymore Butts" - porno film actor and director  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymore_Butts

[#6]

"Burstead Tyres" - Tyre fitters that used to operate in the Essex village of Burstead.

[#7]

One I used to enjoy seeing when driving near Guildford, on A3, was "Pick your own at Hurtmore Farm"
I suppose one could also hit a few balls here http://www.golfeurope.com/clubs/hurtmore/ ;