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Accident - warning

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Accident - warning

Don't carry paint on the back seat:-
http://www.beltdrivebetty.com/index.php/latest/9440-always-put-the-paint-in-the-trunk
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The ambulance driver wouldn't let the female paramedic out of the ambulance
Because she could not stop laughing, he said it was not professional.
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Re: Accident - warning

At least we know they're all white  Cheesy

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Re: Accident - warning

................Not to put too fine a gloss on it Wink Wink
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Having just had a brush with death, they decided to paint the town. Smiley
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Re: Accident - warning

"Because she could not stop laughing, he said it was not professional."
She was obviously overcome with emulsion.
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Re: Accident - warning

no he gave her the brush off
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Quote from: Denzil
Having just had a brush with death, they decided to paint the town. Smiley

I just hope they stripped the walls first Wink
Anyone else noticed the number of puns is increasing a lot lately? lol
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Re: Accident - warning

it was white paint not rose tinted
do you ever look where you are posting?
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Yeah but lately there has been a massive increase in puns... ever since the duck thread!  Oops... now i've done and done it!
I need a new signature... i'm bored of the old one!
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Did the other driver involved, wonder who was satin the blue car ?  Cheesy
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I'm surprised there wasn't a Roller involved.
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Yeah but lately there has been a massive increase in puns... ever since the duck thread!  Oops... now i've done and done it!

it would have to have been duck shell blue Smiley
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Think that's duck egg blue. but the principle remains...
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Not wishing to stir it - but of course it'll be eggshell finish.
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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes
and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband
that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task
at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of
sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb
and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a
ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they
said...." For Best Results, Put On Two Coats"