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A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

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A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

It can be very dangerous.
I particularly like: "The most extreme example of biscuit-related mishap, however, was the case of the man who got stuck in wet concrete after wading in to retrieve a stray biccy."
Idiot....
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

No plain chocolate digestives in the list. So my favorite biccy must be safe thern.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

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and an equal percentage have poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit.

Cheesy
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

hob nob the SAS of biccies and nice the one dip. i still laugh at that bit of peter kay.
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

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and an equal percentage have poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit.


Remands me of the joke, man went the doctors and said "every time I drink tea I get a pain in the eye". Doctor says "try taking the spoon out of of the cup"
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

I don't dunk.  I prefer a crisp bite into as biscuit.  Love a digestive  Smiley
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

Oh I do, trouble is the only bit of Rich Tea I end up with is that still dry between my thumb and forefinger.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
sweet00
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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

check this out biscuit lovers

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Re: A warning to all you biscuit dunkers out there!

This calls for a poll - anyone?  Or, If someone could point me into the direction of instructions how to do then will have a go myself.