A step nearer to a third world war

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@Minivanman wrote:

Any suggestions as to what the text message might read. :wink:

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"Place your head between your legs and kiss your backside goodbye!"

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Clench those cheeks, and quickly make your way to the little boys room :wink:

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Wouldn't the aggressor have the technology to knock out our mobile phone network before the attack?

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@twocvbloke wrote:

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@Minivanman wrote:

Any suggestions as to what the text message might read. :wink:

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"Place your head between your legs and kiss your backside goodbye!"

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@twocvblokeI'm wondering, if punctuation between, 'backside' and 'goodbye' is amiss. Could put a . after backside and then Goodbye.

We're British and must be polite at all times, even to the end.

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Nature has a way of ridding itself of all forms of species, man has occupied the planet for only a small part of the time and is arrogant enough to believe he will be here for all time but the built in aggression will be the key to his final destruction.

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@gleneagles

Ever wondered why there us such a big push to get to Mars, and how we launch even more satellites in search of the those 'Goldilock Zone' planets? I reckon there is something they are not telling us and that the likes of Elon Musk are making plans to ship out tout de suite asap :wink:

Or maybe somethings like this - but you are right of course, man has been here for only a blip in time - six million at most compared to the dinosaurs which were stomping around the place for at least one hundred and eighty of 'em.

We should be so lucky! 

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@Luzern wrote:

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I'm wondering, if punctuation between, 'backside' and 'goodbye' is amiss. Could put a . after backside and then Goodbye.

We're British and must be polite at all times, even to the end.

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I'd have preferred to use a different word to "backside", but the censorship system disallows the use of the 4 letter A word...:crazy:

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Anus?

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This'll be edited soon I'm sure, but, "ar53"...:crazy:

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Oh please stop giving the mods too many more words to add to the swear filter.

Pretty soon they'll be no English language word, slang or acroynm left we'll be able to use. :wink:

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@Alex wrote:

Pretty soon they'll be no English language word, slang or acroynm left we'll be able to use. :wink:

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In which case, the forum would be dead anyway as everyone would have moved on elsewhere... :2funny:

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@Alex

English? I was reported to the mods for using a Russian one. :crazy2:

Must be hard work being a mod on such a strict forum as this, but I'm sure they will forgive us for pushing at their boundaries and teasing them into the bargain - or maybe not.