A new Help Desk excuse

[#1]

There's a new excuse for a defective DSL connectivity. "Sorry but a weasel gnawed through a cable." This  happened to a large Collider experiment under the Alps. You might ask "Had Ron Weasley's magic stopped the dark matter?"

Okay that was a bit obscure ... Hadron Collider BBC report

[#2]

"Ve hafent ignawed ze problem, und weasel fix it soon."

[#3]

Along the same lines ... here's a great example of  "on-hold" music PN might like to consider - towards the foot of the page.