A lot of bull!

[#1]

From Caitlin Moran's Celebrity Watch  in The Times today:

8 DOWN Australian firemen
The headline in Newsweek ran “MASSIVE [-Censored-] EXPLOSION AFTER BLAZE HITS BULL ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION FACILITY, FIREFIGHTERS FORCED TO DODGE ‘PROJECTILES’”, which was bad news for the emergency services. But it was a detail in the story that haunts CW. For, with the local area now without bull [-Censored-] for the next season, the industry is asking itself what to do next. “This will mean a huge blow for farmers,” Arron Thomas, vice-chairman of the insemination facility, surmised. CW knows farmers are a can-do, hands-on bunch — but surely there’s a more scientific solution?

[#2]

@ffox 

Yerrsssss indeedy! 

[#3]

I've just noticed:  that  [-Censored-]  word is acceptable in a respected newspaper but not here. Who'd have thought it!

[#4]

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@ffox wrote:

This will mean a huge blow for farmers

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I thought they used a specially made device.

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Or call in Rebecca Loos, if she can do it for pigs, she can do it for bulls.

https://www.express.co.uk/videos/4115351285001/Rebecca-Loos-pleasures-a-pig-on-The-Farm