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A dog's life!

jmd
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Registered: 30-07-2007

A dog's life!

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
His tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
Should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
He will not bite you; that is the principal difference
Between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
In your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

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pierre_pierre
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Posts: 19,757
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Re: A dog's life!

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

you want to watch when it does, its not nice  Lips are sealed Undecided Angry
techguy
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Posts: 2,540
Registered: 12-09-2008

Re: A dog's life!

Quote from: jmdlp

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
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Agree with that entirely