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A Song for Election Day

Minivanman
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A Song for Election Day

All t'gether now! Smiley

Strolling so happy down Bethnal Green
This gay youth you might have seen,
Tompkins and I, with his girl between,
Oh! what a surprise!
I prais'd the Conservatives frank and free,
Tompkins got angry so speedilee,
All in a moment he handed to me,
Two lovely black eyes!

Next time, I argued I thought it best,
To give the Conservative side a rest.
The merits of Corbyn I freely pressed, When
Oh! what a surprise!
The chap I had met was a Tory true,
Nothing that Labour right could do,
This was my share of that argument too,
Two lovely black eyes!

The moral you've caught I can hardly doubt
Never on politics rave and shout,
Leave it to others to fight it out, if
You would be wise
Better, far better, it is to let,
Labour and Tories alone, you bet,
Unless you're willing and anxious to get,
Two lovely black eyes!

CHORUS:
Two lovely black eyes!
Oh! what a surprise!
Only for telling a man he was wrong,
Two lovely black eyes!

Edited and with respect to: Charles Coborn 1852-1945

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxoesda-QK0&list=RDNxoesda-QK0#t=0

All views expressed are my own but you can express them too if you want to be right about everything like I am.
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DaveyH
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Minivanman
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Re: A Song for Election Day

And there was me, trying to provide a balanced topic.

You just had to go and spoil it Wink

All views expressed are my own but you can express them too if you want to be right about everything like I am.