I haven't received an email since 10 this morning (my daily average, including spam, is in the low hundreds) and I haven't seen a single post to any of the 9 newsgroups I subscribe to since around the same time.
I've just waited for 29 minutes listening to your ghastly new age music, only to be connected to someone as they were going for a s**t and leaving the phone off the hoof (I could hear them quite clearly in the background as they put the receiver/earpiece down on the desk and announced the fact to their neighbour). After listening to background noise for a further 5 minutes, I was summarily cut off.
Would someone please call me, as I don't seem to be able to contact you? My username, which has my direct telephone number listed on the account details, is pcave.