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shipwrecked

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach.


The sand is dark red.


He can't believe it.


The sky is dark red.


He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass,


dark red birds


and dark red fruit


on the dark red trees.


He's shocked when he finds that his skin


is starting to turn dark red too.


"Oh no!!" he says.


"I think I've been marooned!!"
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Denzil
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Posts: 1,733
Registered: 31-07-2007

shipwrecked

In a similar vein...

A ship loaded with purple paint crashed today into a ship loaded with red paint. All the sailors have been marooned.