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sexist joke

Blonde Ice Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she
headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she
started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice
boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot
chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she
started another hole and once again the voice said,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The
voice answered,
''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''