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reservations!

Brickinit
Grafter
Posts: 450
Registered: 06-08-2007

reservations!

just a little one i had in my mail tonight

Indian Mating Season
> >
> >
> > Two Indians and a Red Neck were walking through the woods. All of a
> > sudden
> > one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
> >
> > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
> > until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
> > his
> > clothes and ran into the cave.
> >
> > The Red Neck was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
> > about.
> >
> > "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
> >
> > The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian
> > men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If
> > they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there
> > waiting for us."
> >
> > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
> > cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> > Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
> > inside.
> >
> > He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
> >
> > The Red Neck wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
> > spied
> > a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
> > opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is
> > bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
> > women in this cave!"
> >
> > He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo!
> > Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> > Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
> >
> > "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> >
> > With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> > tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of
the
> > local newspaper read.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > (Get ready),
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >






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> > NAKED RED NECK RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!