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joke to make you laugh

vic_newey
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joke to make you laugh

A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he
notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from;
so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken,
but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "Are you that stripogram from my stag night that I
ravished on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a daffodil up me backside ?
No", she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher". Shockedops: Shockedops:
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Here is a good joke!

Redneck Engineering
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!" :lol:
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Re: joke to make you laugh

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A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he
notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from;
so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken,
but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "Are you that stripogram from my stag night that I
ravished on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a daffodil up me backside ?
No", she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher". Shockedops: Shockedops:


Why does this one pop up every now and then? it's appeared on plusnetters at least twice and definitley on here before now.
vic_newey
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Posts: 802
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Registered: 30-07-2007

joke to make you laugh

I do believe I posted it first