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Yo Mama's

1. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
2. Yo Mama's So Fat... her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
3. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw
her peanuts.
4. Yo Mama's So Fat... her driver's license says "Picture continued
on other side."
5. Yo Mama's So Fat... all the restaurants in town have signs that
say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
6. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
7. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down.
8. Yo Mama's So Fat... I had to take a train and two buses just to
get on her good side.
9. Yo Mama's So Fat... her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
10. Yo Mama's So Fat... she's on BOTH sides of the family.
11. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she crosses the street, cars look out
for her.
12. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't
get a menu, she gets an estimate.
13. Yo Mama's So Fat... when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
14. Yo Mama's So Fat... she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone.
15. Yo Mama's So Fat... she was walking down the street, I swerved to
miss her, and ran out of petrol!
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Yo Mama's

16. Yo Mama's So Fat...when she rolls over in bed, she burns her butt on the lightbulb