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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
overthere?"


She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python
weally gives a kwap."
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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

Very Good,
I think we're all hoping you have something really special planned to start the new jokes forum (Liam mentioned trying to get it online tonightHuh?)
It indeed would be a travesty if you were not the first contributor, with your history of humour and light hearted banter Cheesy Cheesy
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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

First I have heard of it to be honest, glad you gave the heads up about it, not sure if I will be first, but I will be there
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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

I like that one Wink

(Then again with 10+ snakes I would wouldn't I Wink )
vic_newey
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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

Oh no! heres another

Bedroom Football American Style

A little old couple prepares to go to bed in their motorhome after a long day of driving. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "Its fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

Tongue Tongue
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Widdle Wabbit (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)