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Viagra (jokey-ish)

holdtight
Grafter
Posts: 1,634
Registered: 15-06-2007

Viagra (jokey-ish)

In Pharmacology all drugs have two names a trade name and generic
name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
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ady
Grafter
Posts: 289
Registered: 25-09-2007

Viagra (jokey-ish)

lol didnt think id understand that till the last bit came up Tongue no pun intended