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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

shellsong
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Posts: 2,191
Registered: 03-08-2007

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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Posts: 1,229
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Registered: 12-04-2007

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Fell off my chair!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Tongue
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Posts: 5,878
Registered: 04-04-2007

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Nice.

You could easily ammend that and use it yourself. I'd love to hear of someone using it.
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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Dear Customer Support,

Thank you for your ticket response of October 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to rectify my problems with P2P traffic shaping.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of unhelpful ticket responses. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your CSC Agent's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting requests for problem resolution, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will begin using my broadband connection as I always intended from today.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
<Insert Username>

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Any better?
craigbrass
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Posts: 1,009
Registered: 30-07-2007

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

You guys are gonna have to stop with the jokes. My chair won't support me falling off it anymore Cheesy
holdtight
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Posts: 1,634
Registered: 15-06-2007

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Thats an absolute classic shellsong very funny Cheesy

Very good James dare you to send it Wink
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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Brilliant!