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The Recent Food scare

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The Recent Food scare

With over 400 items off the shelves, food was getting hard to come by!!


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Enough said!
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Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks !!
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holdtight
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The Recent Food scare

LOL Cheesy
The irony !
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The Recent Food scare

huh?
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That's exactly what I thought, too... only need to listen to Classic FM for five minutes to hear that :shock:

Thomas
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only need to listen to Classic FM for five minutes to hear that


Classic FM? Whats that? :p

Chris
holdtight
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Classic FM? Whats that?

Could be one of those Forgotten Macs but i wouldnt call them classic Cheesy
Metalguru
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The Recent Food scare

Naaahhhhhh ....................

Classic FM is the new men's magazine, from the FHM stable. This new publication focuses on retro technology and the more mature female form. It is designed specifically to cater for the tastes of the older, more discerning male reader.

One of their most recent articles / photo shoots, involved Joanna Lumley tinkering with her Commodore 64. (64 is nothing now - a - days)

Next month she tries out VIC - 20.
(Some guys have all the luck).