A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes
a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this
and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "Q's just
given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" Well, it says
you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "*beep* thing's an hour fast."