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The Birds and the Bee's (Joke)

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The Birds and the Bee's (Joke)

Just thought I'd share this version with you all.

Junior asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His Dad sighs and
replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too
late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your Mom sent me an
instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of
unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared and said: "You've got male."
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Tehee Smiley , and I always thought it was something to do with the cabbage patch.
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:lol:
Alecto
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The Birds and the Bee's (Joke)

Reminds me of the old days when a loose woman was "serially re-entrant".
Though I remember when EDS 8 was the cutting edge of technology, and it took two strong men to carry an EDS 30. :lol:
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When I read that, I wondered what on earth you were on about! Asked Marius (the tutor) and he explained!
Alecto
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Gosh, Marius must be really old. Tongue
Julie
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Cheesy
Looks like I better check my firewall, I don't want anymore pop-ups Wink
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I dont think a firewall is enough! I am seriously considering having my BT lines snipped!! Tongue Tongue


Nice one btw john Wink
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Gosh, Marius must be really old. Tongue


Fairly, (well I would say that) I think you need a certain amount of knowledge of older equipment for what he's teaching us though!