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Telephone Lesson


Telephone Lesson

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone books.

I found one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in
the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number.

"Hello?" the woman says.
"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex. I'm talking kinky,
the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements,
bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now
how does that sound."

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line
you press 9."

Mr Embrassed ??


From randy andy to Mr extremely embrassad in one quick whoosh!! and I hope she wasnt the female clark on the reception desk when you had to pay the bill and leave? So I take it you wont be calling that card again soon then? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TEE HEE (nice one!)

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