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holdtight
Grafter
Posts: 1,634
Registered: 15-06-2007

System Problems

A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to
Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which he'd used for years without
trouble.
However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only
solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse. Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. Girlfriend 3.0 has many
bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely
for several weeks.
Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend
1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.
However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundledwith FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
But imagine my friend’s disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
stored in Wife 1.0`s Hard drive and can not be deleted they then re-surface
months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WHINGEzip and no option onthe Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser
Pro for new attachments,
Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try,
stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a
rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
5 REPLIES
Alecto
Grafter
Posts: 2,886
Registered: 30-07-2007

System Problems

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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System Problems

Having consulted several computer experts I am told that this:
http://www.towill.plus.com/Solution.jpg
is a possible solution.
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System Problems

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
holdtight
Grafter
Posts: 1,634
Registered: 15-06-2007

System Problems

Excellent solution towill Cheesy
Metalguru
Grafter
Posts: 791
Registered: 04-08-2007

System Problems

This keyboard, designed by Microsoft specifically for wives and girlfriends, should sort out any further problems:-