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Now Think About This!

Metalguru
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Posts: 791
Registered: 04-08-2007

Now Think About This!

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A politician leads an active life. When he/she isn't
straddling an issue, he/she is dodging one.


Straddling and Dogging ...........

Yep ............
That about sums up politicians.
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Now Think About This!

Why do they waste all that money installing 15 checkout
lines and then only use two?

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.

A politician leads an active life. When he/she isn't
straddling an issue, he/she is dodging one.

The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is
going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same
thing yesterday.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look the way they do?

If you get cut off while driving, smile you did it to some-
one yesterday.

The great thing about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is
like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose
all your keys at once.

When a man wants to believe something, it doesn't take much
to convince him.

Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has
never worked in customer service.
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Now Think About This!

tee hee - youve done it again!!!! very good Cheesy
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Re: Now Think About This!

My funny bone thanks you... Cheesy