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Noah (joke?)

stewarta13wsb
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Registered: 01-08-2007

Noah (joke?)

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you

to make me a new Ark."


Noah replies, "No probs fella, anything you want - after all you're the

guv'nor."


But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch son. This time Noah, I

don't want just a couple of decks... I want 20 decks - one on top of the

other."


"20 DECKS!!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I

fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"


"Yep, that's right, well... erm... sort of right. This time I want you

to fill it up with fish," God answers.


"Fish?" queries Noah.


"Yes, fish. Little things.. that swim in sea's and stuff. You know 'em.

Well, actually, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp... wall to

wall, floor to ceiling...... CARP!"


Noah looks to the skies. "OK God, me old mucker. Let me get this right

then geez, you want a New Ark?"


"Check."


"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"


"Correct."


"And you want it full of Carp?"


"Oh yes."


"But why?", asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting

to the end of his tether.


God replies: "I dunno really... I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp

Ark." Shockedops: :lol:
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Noah (joke?)

Having read this joke I'm tempted to rate it by rearranging the letters of carp
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Noah (joke?)

you were thinking of Rapc too?
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Registered: 05-04-2007

Noah (joke?)

I've read that one before - either here or on PN Jokes
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Noah (joke?)

And how much for a couple of hours midweek?