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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

New Sheffield Wednesday Team

After recent poor performances, main sponsers plusnet have decided to bring in some ringers to improve fortunes on the pitch

The new team sheet is as follows

GK
Eddie Coya
(Blocking as much traffic as possible)

RB LB
Stu Norriss Neil Armstrong
(Defending the honour of Plusnet by ANY means necessary)

CB CB
Sam Unsworth-Platt Freddie Unsworth-Platt
(The 2 disliked UP brothers, policing the area to make sure no one is taking liberties)

CM Cm
Ben Brown Dave Tomlinson
(The communications of the team, making sure everyone knows whats happening)


RM LM
Chris Green-Ingram Mark Smith-Q-Lee
(a bit slow and not very reliable) (The brains in midfield)

CF CF
Chris Services Trevor Support
(Taken a bit of a bashing lately for being slow and apathetic)

Substitutes

Joe “unlimited” Downloads – Was becoming too much of a drain on the team
Brian “Bean“ Plus –can only run at 10k a second
Ben Torrents – No longer the force he used to be – transfer listed
Umi SE Net – Flair style Foreign player – gives crowd what they want – management hates thus transfer listed
Vladislav Oleg I Protov – New player to the team – still learning the language but will be the key player in current months, players transfer listed to make room in the squad


Any transfer news or replacements gossip let us all know
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Registered: 05-04-2007

NEW! SWFC teamsheet

:lol:
LiamM
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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

Out of interest? Why didn't you make it Ella Coya instead of Eddie Coya? No female players allowed?

Hehe... looks good though, humerous indeedy.
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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

Speaking of Ella, anyone been watching HEX, very grrrll

Unfortunately i dont think the football league allow women in the football league although it may improve wednesdays fortunes or at least give the crowd something to look at Wink
JonathanW
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Registered: 02-10-2007

NEW! SWFC teamsheet

Now the question is, should I be glad that I didn't make the team, or offended that I've not even made it onto the bench? Smiley
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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

Yeah, give Jon a place on the team!
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NEW! SWFC teamsheet

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Yeah, give Jon a place on the team!


Ill have a word with the tea lady whos on first name terms with the boss (also shes sleeping with him but dont tell his missus!)

The january transfers are on there way so there should be changes if wednesday are bottom at christmas
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Latest Transfer gossip

I hear plusnet wednesdays are looking at a player called Dong Nel-Sung a midfielder who apparently is a very good organiser

Although rumours of young starlet reserve team player Colin Ustumers leaving may also have some truth Wink

I say sack the manager!