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Laugh? I nearly messed me pants!

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Laugh? I nearly messed me pants!

One thing I've noticed about all this... everyone sure enjoys a good laugh on here!!

:deadhead:

What's 9" by 6" by 6", wrapped in polythene and goes up and down on a bellrope?
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RE: Laugh? I nearly messed me pants!

> One thing I've noticed about all this... everyone sure enjoys a good laugh on here!!
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> :deadhead:
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> What's 9" by 6" by 6", wrapped in polythene and goes up and down on a bellrope?

Could it be the Lunch pack of Notra Dame

John

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Sure thing bluey!! You've won the prize!!! Two weeks holiday in Skegness. :confused:

What's green and goes backwards?

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> Sure thing bluey!! You've won the prize!!! Two weeks holiday in Skegness. :confused:
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> What's green and goes backwards?
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> caterpillar reversing on a moterbikeHuh

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Nope, it's snot!

geddit?


Roll eyes
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> Nope, it's snot!
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> geddit?
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> Roll eyes

Groan
What goes up a drainpipe down
But wont go down a drain pipe up
No rude comments or else
pam :kitty:

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Snails?
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What do you call a fella with a seagul on his head?
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> What do you call a fella with a seagul on his head?

Erm He would be called "Cliff" I think.

Sorry I took so long getting back to:
Whats Brown and sticky?

"A stick"
espresso_mick
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RE: Laugh? I nearly messed me pants!

Heard this one the other day.


What's the most popular chat up line in a gay bar?






May I push in your stool?
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What do you call a bloke's brother with a number plate on his head?
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> Snails?
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Sorry forgot I had posted this. Got tied up with Fireworks in the other forum
The answer is umbrella
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Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff?
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> Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff?
:kill:
No but you keep trying to tell me so go on I'll buy it
Pam

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> > Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff?
> :kill:
> No but you keep trying to tell me so go on I'll buy it
> Pam
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Pam Pam Pam.... read it again! (or are you joshing me?)

Cheesy