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Japanese Banks (Groaner Alert!)

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Japanese Banks (Groaner Alert!)

According to inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs
of ameliorating.

If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that the Origami Bank had folded,
we hear that the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back
some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is apparently going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in the Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 office staff at the Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
3 REPLIES
Community Veteran
Posts: 5,878
Registered: 04-04-2007

Japanese Banks (Groaner Alert!)

Good, but your definatly scraping the barrel now!
LiamM
Grafter
Posts: 5,636
Registered: 12-08-2007

Japanese Banks (Groaner Alert!)

For some reason I found that quite amusing... once I realised it was a joke (thanks Chris).
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Japanese Banks (Groaner Alert!)

My goodness, Martinfamily's humour has improved, for all that he drinks all the time. No wait a mo, maybe that is why it has imporoved!