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JOKE - Staff appraisal

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JOKE - Staff appraisal

Assistants Evaluation Memo


Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found
hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without
wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always
finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended
measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Charge Nurse

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Charge Nurse:

Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of her...
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

i am offended, my wifes a nurse!! and she now wants to stamp up and down on the tft screen....


I knew I made that chain in the kitchen too long!! :shock:


lol seriously, good one
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

Now thats out of order - I do my best to come up with something clean and unoffensive, and you go posting your misogynistic views all over it and mess up all my hard work LOL Cheesy
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

what the heck have you done, swallowed a dictionary


:: or is that swottist::
Alecto
Grafter
Posts: 2,886
Registered: 30-07-2007

JOKE - Staff appraisal

that would be xylophagist.
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

SHADDAP!!!


lmfao!! jesus, bet you were teachers pet werent you!!


or is that pettist?
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

yeah - what he said - and your post is what-he-said-ist
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

well, nothing wrong with a bit of heavy petting is there..... Shockedops:


thats me in trouble
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

Never let her near a computer - she'll string YOU up if she see's what you say about her.
(I guess she is the cats mother in this case too.....)
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she does come on it, to go on ebay, but not on forums..

beside, I already told her what I posted, and the reason why, and she agrees with me, hospital humour is the worst!! they literally would go mental if they could not use humour to get through the day!.

And BEFORE any of you PC lot start ranting, NO its not against patients or visitors, its just pure banter to keep things going!
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I think I'd prefer the missus to be posting on here actually, rather than eBay - she tends to buy stuff when she goes there....
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JOKE - Staff appraisal

lol mine collects piggins, so is a good site for her in that respect, unfortunatley tho, most of them there are sans box, which is a major let down!
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piggin dissapointing?
Or more of a piggin pain for a true collector?
Speaking of piggin - time to pig out - off for lunch Wink
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Wish my wife collected something that can be put in a box - the cats tend to complain too much Wink

Atleast my snakes are quiet, only need feeding once a week and go to the toilet once a week Wink
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so they dont make a piggin mess then