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Italian Tomato Garden

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Registered: 05-04-2007

Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son & described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents & local police arrived & dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man & left. That same day the old man receive another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead & plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. I hope it helped.

Love, Vinnie

Italian Tomato Garden


Nice one.
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Italian Tomato Garden

:lol: Nice one Rog!
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Registered: 15-06-2007

Italian Tomato Garden

Funny Cheesy