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Irish Candle

stewarta13wsb
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Registered: 01-08-2007

Irish Candle

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"

She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father.

"The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband."

She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.Donovan, how are ye these days?"

She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!" The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?"

She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle." Cheesy
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LiamM
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Registered: 12-08-2007

Irish Candle

This one is gd too lol :lol:

Nice one.
Superuser
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Irish Candle

Agreed tis a good yarn but under strick application of forum rules shouldn't the moderator have censored itHuh :lol:
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Irish Candle

No.

Fookin is a quaint irish word for greasy Wink