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Improvements in Hell

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Posts: 1,886
Registered: 05-04-2007

Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the
level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements.
After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators.
Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there
in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next.

"God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He
should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back
up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going
to get a lawyer?"
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Community Veteran
Posts: 1,264
Registered: 04-04-2007

Improvements in Hell

He He - I like that Smiley
Community Veteran
Posts: 1,886
Registered: 05-04-2007

Improvements in Hell

Not saying that PN Towers is anything like hell of course Wink