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I was thinking Joke

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I was thinking Joke

* I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is
'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just
too tired to bounce it.'

* I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age,
and call it "Pumping Rust."

* I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when
your chest is falling into your drawers!

* I was thinking, when people see a cat's litter box, they
always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to
say, "No, it's for company!"

* Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be
notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write,
"A Good Doctor!"
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I was thinking Joke

I was thinking
about drinking
something