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Denzil
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Posts: 1,733
Registered: 31-07-2007

I thought this was funny...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

And since: Knowledge = Power And: Time = Money , It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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I thought this was funny...

Damnit, I guess if your reading the above and it makes sense, theres a good chance your not going to make any money Cry
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I thought this was funny...

That's certainly true in my place of work (and equally true for our customers)
jagger
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Posts: 411
Registered: 25-06-2007

I thought this was funny...

Well it made me laugh and I'm skint. Cheesy