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How many does it take to change a light bulb

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How many does it take to change a light bulb

I was just taking another look at Kuglin's excellent 19/12 post "taking the mickey out of computers" this kind of humour really appeals to me, not everybodies cup of tea I know, but I like it.

With appologies to any LBC listeners (in and around London) who may have heard these...

How many of 10 charismatic Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
only 1...the other 9 have their arms in the air already.

How many C of E Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, one to change the bulb, and 9 more to point out they preferred the old one as it was.

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one man and 4 wives to tell him how to do it properly.

Any more...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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How many does it take to change a light bulb

Oh yes and one for the great guy's at Plusnet...if you haven't already seen it

How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch Huh


No offence meant 'onest...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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How many does it take to change a light bulb

Err.... have you tried reinstalling the lightbulb?Huh
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How many does it take to change a light bulb

With the latest issue drivers of course :?