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Gobbledegook manuals

Denzil
Grafter
Posts: 1,733
Registered: 31-07-2007

Gobbledegook manuals

Had to share this one - I have just bought a Sumvision MP3 player that reads SD memory cards. The player is probably fine but here are some extracts from the manual.

"Please not to install not original package dollar the piece is in this product."

"You can pass to choose the sound effect mode the options in the menu to regulate the every kind of mode. The mode of cowgirl choice, you can experience personallies in the song perfect of Normal, Classic, the Live, Popular, Rock'n roll result."

"When you choose the document to manage the options, will enter deletion interface, concrete operation will at the behind introduce."

"When the this kind method that the equipments that synchronous function of support up broadcast to make use of the document create setup, you can pass the LCD window way the check at the document contents that broadcast."

"The table's top top that gearing complete the computer can show the 'Low Level Format Tool v3.13' of a fast diagram mark at the same time:The function of this fast diagram object primarily uses to recover to open the machine appearances, then write in to open the machine appearance"

Got that?
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Community Veteran
Posts: 1,656
Registered: 13-06-2007

Gobbledegook manuals

in the manual of my new motherboard is says:

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In the very beginning, there is "Save Current BIOS" icon shown in dialogue box. It means to save the Current BIOS Version.


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Please not that any interuption during updating will cause the system unbooted.